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2019 Comedy Festival Lineup!

44 podcasts, 26 live shows, 50 comics!

brought to you by Benders, Counter Offer, Subliminal SF and Asiento

All Live shows $10, many live podcasts FREE

The 4th annual Mutiny Radio Comedy Festival is bringing together 25 local comics and 25 comics from all over the US for 44 podcasts and 26 live shows (also podcast) March 1st – 5th, 2019. That’s 50 comics in 5 days all at Mutiny Radio, the Mission district’s only comedy venue/ podcast hub that streams live to the entire world at www.mutinyradio.fm.
All tickets are $10 available at Eventbrite for this awesome festival! The art on the walls during the festival will be featuring a photographer from Athens Greece!  We are also doing a comedy documentary screening by Funny or Die’s Timothy Pizza at the Roxie theatre. It’s an awesome 5 day event inviting the whole world to listen live or download at www.mutinyradio.fm.
Contact Pam Benjamin for more details at director@mutinyradio.fm
Out of Town comics:

Ethan Quinn AZ
Sean Riccio WA
Bernice Ye WA
Robert Peng BC Vancouver
Anthony Davis LA
Andrew Murphy WA
Alex Rios OR
Ben Warren OR
Bhama Roget LA
Sunny Dennis MA
Jaren George OR
Todd Kirkwood WA
Molly Sharrow LA
LeRoya Sanford LA
Ellen Doyle LA
Jasper Wang NYC
Andy Picarro LA
Brian Plumb MA
Karl Berger OR
Alexis Prigo LA
Bobby Higley WA
Tim Pizza the desert
Ericson Just PA
Christopher Scriva PA
Meagan Gross WA
Kathleen DeMarle MA
Tommy McGuire NY

In town Comics (SF Bay Area)

Rolf Skar
Journey Roberts
Pam Benjamin
Jen Levenduski
Chris Hollstein
Charlie Spink
Marty Cunnie
Anthony Zuccaro
James Mwuara
Gary Hughes
Brian Lucett
Edsel Mac
Rachel Dee
Geulah Finmann
Dan Aguinaga
Matthew Quirk
Natalie Fowzie
Michaela Lassig
Danny Dechi
Dashiell Renaud

Mutiny Radio Podcast hosts:

Roman Rimer- The Weekly Review
Val Ibarra- Women’s Magazine
Bill Morgan- Labor and Love
Scotto Walker- Flat Black Plastic
George D Smith/ Woostein- G-money and Woostein
Mike Speigalman- LWAFLMOYT
Simma Lieberman- Everyday Conversations on Race
Fred Scarf- Free Phone Sex
Renee McKenna- Spiritual Psychology
Sergio Novoa- My Limited View
Pam Benjamin- Pamtastic’s Comedy Clubhouse

FRIDAY SHOWS 3/1

11am   50 minute podcast with Ethan Quinn
12noon    The Weekly Review with Roman Rimer

2pm     Women’s Magazine with Global Val

6pm    Work work work work work – The Things we do for Money honey

7pm   Its not what I wanted: the-disappointment-show

8pm  Pamtastic’s Comedy Clubhouse

10pm     all-ladies

SATURDAY SHOWS 3/2

9am podcast-cage-match

10am labor-and-love

12noon flat-black-plastic

12 noon at the Roxie Theatre, Timothy Pizza’s new documentary “ToggleDownfall”

2pm tim-pizzas-the-dirtroid

6pm karaoke-song-and-set

7pm the-ultimate-game-show

8pm all-as-a-names

9pm poc-not-pc

10pm underwear-only

SUNDAY SHOWS 3/3

9am hilarious-history-with-anthony-and-martin-tickets-54510406092
10am g-money-and-woostein

2pm lwaflmoyt-with-mike-speigelman

5pm hell-hat

6pm my-first-barbie-aka-you-little-shit

7pm motherhood-moms-from-the-hood

8pm birth-order-im-a-fucked-up-middle-child-of-7-or-something

9pm fur-babies-are-better-than-real-babies

MONDAY SHOWS 3/4

10am everyday-conversations-on-race

12noon bernice-ye

1pm the-show-must-go-on

2pm tim-pizza-does-something-awesome

3pm the-sunny-side-tickets

TUESDAY SHOWS 3/5

7pm more-funny-comedy

8pm im-sure-hell-come-up-with-something